When someone is murdered, when artifacts are stolen, when pizza is not delivered on time, junior detectives Mark and Tony are on the case (but only because all the other private dicks are working for TNT). With Tony's incredible telekenetic powers and Mark's incredible... observational.. powers, these pint-sized large-headed children can solve ANY mystery. But where did they come from? Why do they make voodoo dolls and collect remote controls without battery covers and abduct their neighbors pets, never to return again? What the hell is wrong with these kids?

(MARK AND TONY'S POSES ARE 100% DOOFY AND I ONLY HAVE THEM ON HERE FOR SCALE REFERENCE. SORRY THAT THEIR POSES ARE SO TERRIBLE AND UNCHARACTERISTIC)

Mark: Eager to crack any case, Mark's adoration for investigation and self-indulgent exposition can be grating to anyone other than his best friend, but his powers of observation and deduction are unparalleled. That doesn't really describe his charcater though!! Let's just put him down as "plucky." He plucks things. Inappropriately. He often steals the neighbors pets and never returns them. Enjoys the sound of a cassette tape rewinding.

Tony: Tony is that sweet girl-that's-a-friend that keeps Mark on the level, although it is a rather insane and unbalanced level. Gifted with telekinetic powers, she protects Mark from danger and probably showboats in her spare time, because who wouldn't abuse a superpower? While Mark finds the clues, Tony pieces them together. She could be described as being on a perpetual sugar rush.

Tony's parents: An enigma. They don't walk in the daylight, and keep themselves well covered and anonymous. What could they be up to? Are they in a cult? Are they vampires? Ghosts? Robots? Mummies? Trolls? Goblins? Witches? Greeting cards? Beanie Babies? WHO KNOWS?

Esther: Good ol bible belt gal. Sees good in every person and befriends Mark and Tony. Very amiable, but goes mental over people with immoral behavior.

Ami: The leader of her own one-girl gang. Ostracizes Mark and Tony at every opportunity. She has possibly never hugged anyone.

Ron: Ami's stooge. Mostly muscles, lessly brains. Ron is willing to put pain into people that don't deserve it. He will probably grow up to play pro basketball.

Bamboo: A kid dressed in a panda suit. No one knows the true identity underneath the costume because he/she wears it even in the shower.

Herbert (not shown): Herbert thinks he's a supervillain. Maybe he is, but we'll never know for sure. I mean nobody really pays attention to him. He mostly just tells people they're about to die and toggles a conveniently placed lever or button, neither of which have any discernable function.